A friend, who, although not a golfer, was on the whole an impartial and appreciative critic of games, retailed for our edification with great gusto the other day the story of Colonel Pepper calling out to the woman sauntering across the fairway with an infant in her arms. “Now then! Hurry up with that baby of yours,” and receiving like a flash the answer, “Baby yourself, playing with that little ball and in them knickers!"
TOM SIMPSON and H.N. WETHERED